Like most people, you've probably grown a beard because you're not blessed with a chiseled chinline and dashing good looks. So, you've grown a beard to distract from your oversized sniffer and other facial imperfections, but now everyone seems to have a beard...
It's time to veer off-track. Don't get it sheared, don't fear the weird - just commandeer your beard and steer clear of jeers. Your confidence may have disappeared, but our beard engineers will make it reappear.
Weird Beard Gear: Cashiered.
Every accessory we use at the Weird Beard Bar is available for purchase so you can make your own at-home weird beard creations:
✓ Bow ties and hankerchiefs
✓ Beard Dye w/ Templates
✓ Flower Seeds and Microgreens
✓Solar-powered Holiday LIghts *
*Hannukah candles available if you sign our Burned Beard fire disclosure statement.
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Weird Beard Designs at every price tier
Weird Beard Success Stories
★★★★★ "I can't believe I have waited this long to weird-ify my beard. I've had a full beard since I was 10 years old and I never once thought I should adorn it. The Weird Beard Bar helped bring my personality out to my face so everyone knows who I am the moment I step in a room!"
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