Stop getting Jeered for your Boring Beard
We pioneered the weird beard fashion statement for a debonair style that will have you highly REVERED.
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Bearded Holiday Cheer
Guarantee Christmas cheer seared into the minds of those who see your beard.
Bearded Cat Stripes
Bring out your inner Tiger King and make your beard the jungle's most feared.
The Weird Beard Bar opens April 1st, 2020!
Like most people, you've probably grown a beard because you're not blessed with a chiseled chinline and dashing good looks. So, you've grown a beard to distract from your oversized sniffer and other facial imperfections, but now everyone seems to have a beard...
It's time to veer off-track. Don't get it sheared, don't fear the weird - just commandeer your beard and steer clear of jeers. Your confidence may have disappeared, but our beard engineers will make it reappear.
It's time to veer off-track. Don't get it sheared, don't fear the weird - just commandeer your beard and steer clear of jeers. Your confidence may have disappeared, but our beard engineers will make it reappear.
Weird Beard Gear: Cashiered.
Every accessory we use at the Weird Beard Bar is available for purchase so you can make your own at-home weird beard creations:
✓ Bow ties and hankerchiefs
✓ Beard Dye w/ Templates
✓ Flower Seeds and Microgreens
✓ Solar-powered Holiday LIghts *
*Hannukah candles available if you sign our Burned Beard fire disclosure statement.
✓ Beard Dye w/ Templates
✓ Flower Seeds and Microgreens
✓ Solar-powered Holiday LIghts *
*Hannukah candles available if you sign our Burned Beard fire disclosure statement.
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Weird Beard Designs at every price tier
Weird Beard Success Stories
★★★★★
"I can't believe I have waited this long to weird-ify my beard. I've had a full beard since I was 10 years old and I never once thought I should adorn it. The Weird Beard Bar helped bring my personality out to my face so everyone knows who I am the moment I step in a room!"
"I can't believe I have waited this long to weird-ify my beard. I've had a full beard since I was 10 years old and I never once thought I should adorn it. The Weird Beard Bar helped bring my personality out to my face so everyone knows who I am the moment I step in a room!"
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