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Stop getting Jeered for your Boring Beard

We pioneered the weird beard fashion statement for a debonair style that will have you highly REVERED.
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The Weird Beard Bar opens April 1st, 2020!

Like most people, you've probably grown a beard because you're not blessed with a chiseled chinline and dashing good looks. So, you've grown a beard to distract from your oversized sniffer and other facial imperfections, but now everyone seems to have a beard...

It's time to veer off-track. Don't get it sheared, don't fear the weird - just commandeer your beard and steer clear of jeers. Your confidence may have disappeared, but our beard engineers will make it reappear.

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Weird Beard Gear: Cashiered.

Every accessory we use at the Weird Beard Bar is available for purchase so you can make your own at-home weird beard creations:
Bow ties and hankerchiefs

Beard Dye w/ Templates

Flower Seeds and Microgreens

Solar-powered Holiday LIghts *

*Hannukah candles available if you sign our Burned Beard fire disclosure statement.

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Weird Beard Designs at every price tier


Weird Beard Success Stories

"I can't believe I have waited this long to weird-ify my beard. I've had a full beard since I was 10 years old and I never once thought I should adorn it. The Weird Beard Bar helped bring my personality out to my face so everyone knows who I am the moment I step in a room!"

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